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"‘This is the Independent Free State of Trollheim… we have no allegiance to the UK government… We do not recognize history, patriarchy, matriarchy, politics, communists, fascists or lollipop men/ladies… We have a hierarchy based on dog worship… Our currency is to be based on the quark barter system . We do not recognize the Gregorian calendar: by doing so this day shall be known as One … Be afraid, be afraid, all ye that hear. Respect this State."
